cool craigslist ad

chicago apartment for rent on Craig's List:

"$450 Wicker Park- seeking female roommate
Reply to: hous-542830561@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-17, 9:05PM CST
Close to blue line, pretty much brand new condo. THree decks including a private roof deck. Blocks away from Blue line, North ave bus, and Western Ave bus.
I dont really need a roommate, but i would like a girl to live here. Dont worry about being messy or whatever, i have a cleaning lady come twice a month. Drinks fine. No smoking as i just quit. You can do whatever drugs you want in your room. If their good, you need to share... hahahah.

Im a professional and barely even here. Male, in good shape. 27 years old. I have everything, tv, stereo, food processor, crock pot, good knives. all you need is a bed and bedroom furniture.
Rent is $450.00 including utilites if you are AVERAGE looking meaning a 6 out of 10. Each point up towards 10, you can subtract $100.00. So if you think you are a 7, $350, 10- you pay $50.00.
Same thing if it goes the other way. If you are a 1 or something, be ready to fork up $950 a month. I will obviously be the judge. If you want we can also pick three people off the street and get the average of the three. Oh, and the rent can change month to month ( i.e. you sit around and eat doritoes with french onion dip everyday and gain 30 pounds, you better be ready to fork over some dollars). How great of a person you are or your personality will have no bearing on your score. btw, no parties, not a lot of guests unless you are a 7 or above and your guests are equal or better females.
good luck. "

Bahamas

Bahamas was awesome. Maybe I'll post some stories soon. Here's a few pics of random people in the club our first night out:

Bahamas

Garrett ended up getting 24th place for $48,000. He got all-in with QQ vs. another guy's TT and he got sucked out on. He would have been in 2nd place if he wins that pot with 24 left. The guy who won that pot ended up winning $1.1 million. We'll get 'em next year. Congrats Garrett on a sick tourney.

8th place with 40 left

He was up over $1 million in chips at one point yesterday. He has 733,000 right now. Here's the remaining prize payouts:

1 -- $2,000,000 2 -- $1,094,976 3 -- $800,000 4 -- $600,000 5 -- $450,000 6 -- $300,000 7 -- $200,000 8 -- $150,000 9 -- $120,000 10 -- $104,000 11 -- $96,000 12 -- $88,000 13 -- $80,000 14 -- $72,000 15 -- $64,000 16 -- $56,000 17 -- $48,000 18 -- $48,000 19 -- $48,000 20 -- $48,000 21 -- $48,000 22 -- $48,000 23 -- $48,000 24 -- $48,000 25 -- $40,000 26 -- $40,000 27 -- $40,000 28 -- $40,000 29 -- $40,000 30 -- $40,000 31 -- $40,000 32 -- $40,000 33 -- $32,000 34 -- $32,000 35 -- $32,000 36 -- $32,000 37 -- $32,000 38 -- $32,000 39 -- $32,000 40 -- $32,000

update from the bahamas

There were 1,136 entries in the tournament. Last we checked there were 65 left and Garrett had 600,000 chips.(avg. was 380k at the time) 1st place gets $2,000,000.